Martinis with a twist

Last night, we went to Deborah and Jerry's martini party. In addition to cocktails and conversation, the evening feature gruyere and pepper biscuits, grapes rolled in goat cheese and toasted almonds, a silky cream cheese flan, and limericks.

Yes, limericks!

Optional: Haiku or riddles.

My contribution:

There once was a beauty named Mae
Who charmed every gent in her day.
"Is that a cucumber?
Banana—or lumber?
Or are you just happy?" Touché.